fucknharry:

when you’re doing the dishes and you touch wet food

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sammys-luscious-locks:

perchu:

psyducker:

it’s so weird how many months start with the letter j. January, June, July, Jaugust, Joctober

one of these is not like the others

One

nudely:

dannykelly:

“My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the mornings and got tired very quickly during the day. Our relationship was on the verge of a break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, and she stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get divorced soon… But then I decided to act. After all I’ve got the most beautiful woman on earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her. I began to shower her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised and pleased her every minute i could. I gave her a lot of gifts and i lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends. You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became better. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she could love that much. And then I realized one thing: the woman is the reflection of her man.” ~ Brad Pitt about Angelina Jolie

Most powerful quote at the end holy

nudely:

dannykelly:

“My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the mornings and got tired very quickly during the day. Our relationship was on the verge of a break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, and she stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get divorced soon… But then I decided to act. After all I’ve got the most beautiful woman on earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her. I began to shower her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised and pleased her every minute i could. I gave her a lot of gifts and i lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends. You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became better. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she could love that much. And then I realized one thing: the woman is the reflection of her man.” ~ Brad Pitt about Angelina Jolie

Most powerful quote at the end holy


Niall with a fan in barcelona today!

Niall with a fan in barcelona today!

okaywork:

okaywork:

LOUSI HAS BRACES

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theY’RE clearish but i wasnt fucking around

1dedus:

Atlanta- June.21.2013

1dedus:

Atlanta- June.21.2013

500-yearsofwinter:

This made me laugh so much.

500-yearsofwinter:

This made me laugh so much.

rodneykong:

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

Anonym moaned: But what are they trying to achieve ????? Do they WANT them to lose popularity ? Is it their goal ? Is this why there is no promo about anything and why their last two music videos are the worst things in the world ??? i mean WHY. I literally don't understand. What is the strategy there. So confusing ?

usa-nglophile:

Imagine it’s Christmas and you really want Malibu Beach Barbie (I dunno why, but you do) so you put her on your letter to Santa Claus and you beg your guardians day after day to get you this beautiful doll. 

You finally get the doll and it is everything you have ever wanted! She is stunning! All you want to do is play with her and touch her and enjoy your toy, but your parents tell you to put her on the shelf so she doesn’t get ruined. So you put her away and you watch her gather dust. You don’t experience any joy when you see her. You never got to actually play with her. She just sits there until finally you don’t know why you have her anymore.  

That to me is everyone involved in One Direction, who isn’t a member of One Direction. Louis does charities all the time. Niall is doing a charity event and Liam and Louis are joining in. Harry is a sugarplum who is constantly making sure his fans have a good experience. Liam can DJ with the best of them. Zayn is just the sweetest and will someday take over Marvel with his cheekbones. 

Yet they are still in the damn box gathering dust because after awhile their people have forgotten how to let them grow up. They could have the next long lasting band on their hands and instead they have given them a time stamp and are basically doing everything in their power to shove them into it. 

That is the issue. The boys are planning for longevity and their people aren’t.  

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